Where is My Husband

My husband, who is 35 years old and rather tall, has been gone for seven years. He left me with four children and his ailing parents, along with a number of his old golf debts. I have held two jobs ever since he left and I am managing to get the children through school and the debts paid off. I now have every reason to believe he is staying at your Eagle-Ho Camp. Enclosed is his photograph as I am sure he has changed his name.
JULIA WORM

Rochester, N. Y.

My Dear Mrs. Worm,

Eagle-Ho is not a camp. Eagle-Ho is a sanctuary and in no sense can it be considered a camp, a spa, or any other recreation reserve. If you have occasion to write us again I must insist that you use the proper name- Eagle-Ho Sanctuary.

As ever,

Doctor Golf